caples elevator poet

From: babybitch
Subject: caples elevator poet
Date: February 15, 2002 at 12:19 AM
To: allstu@kenyon.edu

to the phantom caples elevator poet,

your poetry is terrible. it would be one thing if you had talent, and scribbled something worth reading on the wall in permanent marker. but you didn't. you are talentless. you are also thoughtless and inconsiderate. i invite all of kenyon to come to caples and read the elementary dribble adorning our elevator's wall, so you too may share in the joy.

phantom caples elevator poet, you are a jackass and should lick the elevator clean.

thank you.

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