Cove?
From: [A LADY OF QUALITY AND BREEDING]
Date: December 19, 2009 at 12:54:53 PM PST
To: allstu@kenyon.edu
Subject: Cove?
So, I've been hearing a lot of hullabaloo about the Cove closing. Since this is Kenyon and we love to run rampant with rumors without checking in on their validity, I thought I'd ask....
could it be?! is it true?! will I, in my Kenyon life time, see the death of karaoke nights, drunk booty dew, shots from solo cups, and drinking from ridiculously cheap pitchers from straws?!
that probably sounds like sarcasm, but this really would be a shame. no one wants to get inappropriately wasted at the VI. It's too classy. And it has windows.
SOMEONE WHO KNOWS FOR REAL CLEAR UP THIS TRAGIC MYSTERY! (and really, for real, not just omg-i-heard-from-someone-in-the-libs-who-heard-from-kevin-at-the-market-who...) I have a 22nd birthday to celebrate pretty soon. And I wasn't planning on doing it with style.
many thanks.